The recession has people thinking on their feet.

Who says you need a computer or video camera to become a internet sensation.

Just head on down to your nearest Apple Store, plant yourself in front of a computer and make your own little slice of history.

Seriously, the Apple Store has a policy of not kicking people off machines unless they stink, argue or damage property.

After seeing Ms Charlette, they might want to revisit that.

- CH

We already knew that MJ was out of this world, but is he really from out of this world?

Visitors to Chicago’s Field Museum are doing a double take at the sight of a 3,000 year old Egyptian limestone bust of…a woman…who looks eerily like the late King of Pop.

The man hasn’t even been in the ground a week and his legend has reached a whole ‘nother level ($5 for the first person who can tell me what film or TV show that is from).

Maybe MJ was an alien like the he/she that played the alien god in Stargate. (Confession: I live for that move and anything Egypt related.) Think about it. MJ did wear a lot of gold and gold plated garb like an Egyptian king. He magically floated across the stage. He had the power to change his face seemingly overnight. He entered the hearts and was worshipped by millions. The man had the power to make other grown men faint!

Maybe he’s a time traveler or vampire (he did say he was sensitive to sunlight). I bet he and Godric are in the cut right now laughing at all the press.

Regardless, The Gloved One looks a hell of a lot like this Egyptian woman.

Go Figure.

-CH

Yes folks, you read correctly. That says…

CHIA OBAMA

When I was a child I always wanted a Chia Pet but my mother never let me have one. I know a gang of kids who are going to be begging their mothers at the supermarket check out line for a one of these.

Still, when are we going to let the man live and stop trying to make money off of him.

Chia, I am ashamed of you.

(Great ad though, caught my attention)